Sam attempts to teach Gemma a a few of her coconut oil beauty and life hacks, but Gemma, as usual, goes a LITTLE overboard…
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Sam is actually a HUGE fan of at home, natural remedies and did know quite a few of these real-life ways to use coconut oil. After we filmed this sketch, we were up to our eyeballs in the stuff, so we decided to incorporate more of it into our everyday lives (mostly because we didn’t know what else to do with it). With the help of our friend, Google, we have figured out what to do with the remaining three gallons!
***Here is an ACTUAL list of GREAT ways to use coconut oil!***
1) OIL PULLING
Also known as ‘kavala’ or ‘gundusha’, is an ancient Ayuvedic dental technique which is said to improve oral and overall health by drawing toxins out of your body. HOW TO: Upon waking up, take a teaspoon of organic, unrefined coconut oil and swish it around in your mouth for about 20 minutes, then spit it out somewhere that it won’t clog your drain. TA-DA! No more shit-breath! NOTE: Oil pulling, as great as it is for your teeth and gums, CANNOT replace brushing your teeth. For fuck’s sake, please continue to brush your teeth as usual. And if you don’t already for some reason, please start. Dental hygiene is important, you filthy animal.
2) BODY LOTION/SKIN SOOTHER/CARRIER OIL
Gemma actually kept the small jar of coconut oil Sam pulls out of her purse because it smells fucking delicious. After deciding not to cook with it because it made her eggs taste like coconuts, she decided to use it as lotion for shits and giggles (and because she’s seen Sam do it), and HOLY SHIT IT’S AMAZING, SAM KNOWS HER SHIT.
Seriously though, my skin is super soft, and I smell like a piña colada all the goddamn time, it’s great. And if you mix in a couple drops of a lavender or citronella essential oil, you’ve got an effective, home-made mosquito repellant that makes you smell and feel like a fucking walking, talking gardenia. You’re Alice in Wonderland, bitch. You’re welcome.
3) LEAVE-IN CONDITIONER/ FRIZZ-TAMER
You know how they say, everything in moderation? Well this stands true, and is actually KEY AF in using coconut oil in your hair. As a leave in conditioner, mix just a little bit of oil with your regular conditioner and apply it to the ends to help dried-out hair (It won’t fix bleach damage. If that’s your case, just chop it off. Trust me on this one. Been there, sister/bro/you).
As a frizz tamer, rub a little bit between your palms, then run through hair as you would any other hair product, and voila! Organic hair serum! You’ll be wearing Toms deodorant, drinking kombucha, and doing all kinds of other hipster ass shit in no time!
4) COCONUT COFFEE – Just put a teaspoon in your coffee and mix it in (or blend along with a pinch of cinnamon if you want a frothy coffee drink) with your morning coffee. Coconut oil is said to improve digestive health and promote healthy bowel movements. Basically, if you have trouble taking regular shits, coconut oil might be your new best friend.
5) COOKING OIL
You’re consuming it. It helps you poop. See above.
6) MASSAGE OIL
BOW-CHICKA-WOW-WOW! Now we’re talkin’, right??? Yeah, that stuff is great for massages, AND it will make your/their room smell all coconutty and shit, like you’re on a beach vacay. Until you have sex, that is. Because then the room will just smell like sex.
7) PERSONAL LUBRICANT
You gave each other massages, so why not finish up with a happy ending, right?
WRONG. IT’S ONLY OKAY TO FINISH UP WITH A HAPPY ENDING IF BOTH PARTNERS EXPLICITLY CONSENT TO SAID HAPPY ENDING.
But I mean, yeah, if you’re both into it, go for it. Coconut oil will not mess with your natural Ph balance, so you’re good to go. Just make sure that it is compatible with any other elements you might be using; for example, latex and oil do NOT go well together. Don’t accidentally get pregnant on our account, because that would be terrible and we will NOT pay child support.
And there it is! Hope you guys enjoyed this video, and thank you for checking out the description box! Gemma and Sam will make sure to always keep it full of surprises for you along with every video!
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